Scout Philosophy No.1: If you can’t laugh, what’s the point!
The best jokes of 2015 to kick off the New Year…
When living with a complete comedian, he knows the best jokes and just thought I would share them with you – kick off the new year in good spirits!
My fave:
“A man goes to a zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It is a Shih Tzu.”
An appropriate one for our industry:
Interviewer: “Describe yourself in three words”
Candidate: “Lazy”
Another appropriate one when you spend a lot of the day interviewing people:
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak!”
One for the season:
“And the Lord said unto John: ‘come forth and you will receive eternal life’
But John came fifth, and received a toaster.”
Just because…:
Dear Diary, recently I was asked by my friends to go camping. I made a list of all the things I would need:
- New friends.
Happy New Year and remember to laugh with your colleagues at least 3 times a day!
